I'm loosely on a job hunt. Loosely prolly shouldn't be the descriptive I use to define something that will pretty much determine, well, my whole life, but I'm uber picky. I don't wanna end up somewhere I hate, doing something I hate, with people I hate. Sorry. I just can't get down with that AGAIN. I excel at gigs. Anywayz, I found some pretty interesting local leads today.

So...this?

City Editor Needed. BLEEP is looking for a City Editor. We need a strong manager w/ writing & editorial experience to work both in print & online. Knowledge of local government a +. The editor must be able to find, train & direct freelance writers & edit their copy. The editor is also part of the BLEEP management team w/ responsibilities for handling day–to–day details of getting out the paper & getting it online. This is a full–time job w/ benefits, starting at the beginning of Oct. Send cover letter, resume, published writing samples refs. to BLEEP.

Or this?


BLEEP seeks outgoing individual to dress up as giant Pepper. Must be energetic, dependable, punctual. Avail. on nights/weekends/game days. Ability to get one’s groove on a +. $20/hr. Email BLEEP.

Sorry for all the BLEEPS but find your own damn jobs, sheesh!